Ultimate Prank That Gets You Laid

Want to have some fun with your wife, girlfriend, or just punk someone you know
that needs to get laid? Try a chocolate DickHat today!

It’s not a secret

It’s no secret that most women love chocolate. And most men already have a special
name for their “decider,” so the only next logical step is to give it some personality
with a sinfully dark chocolate hat. It’s a win-win situation for both parties!

Is this website a joke?

Nope! Sex toys are sooooooo 2007. It’s about time for something more adventurous and
interactive. DickHats were inspired by a British poll done in May 2007 suggesting that many
women prefer a sensuous piece of chocolate over a sexual encounter with her mate.
DickHats were developed to undo this tragedy and bring the universe back into balance!

You deserve a great laugh

Hurry though, these original chocolate DickHats are going fast and will only be available
for a limited time. Order yours today before these styles disappear forever!
 $9.95
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Get the 5 Hat Party Pack - $39.95 (That's 5 hats for $7.99 each)

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Best Chocolate Ever - Guaranteed!

DickHats are made of the finest imported Callebaut Belgian dark chocolate (the Rolls Royce of
chocolates). If this chocolate isn’t the best you’ve put in your mouth...

Send back the packaging within 30 days of your order and we will refund you for the hat PLUS
your the shipping costs from your original order. You keep the chocolate hat as our GIFT to you.

What our customers are saying...

Hey Dickhats guy,

Thanks for making me the star hostess!!!

We had our bachelorette party last weekend. Your chocolate hats were such a hit! I gave them
out to all the girls and we had a blast. The bride-to-be got so drunk she ate hers off one of
her “other” gifts on a dare from the bartender. Then she ate two of the other girl’s hats. I
had to order a few more today because they were so pissed. Anyway, all I can say is WOW
your chocolate is AMAZING! My boyfriend had fun last night, but he says he wants a
motorcycle helmet next time. Can you do that?

Angela

Hello DickHats,

Damn you are one crazy bastard...but all I can say is that your chocolate made my wife
beg for more. I was a dumbass and only bought one because I wasn’t sure if this site was
bullshit or not. I thought it was amusingly ridiculous and decided what that hell I’ll try it. My
wife knows I’m a joker, and since I’m no spring chicken I’m always looking for ways to get
a little nookie.

Much to my surprise I received the hat in the mail two days later and that night surprised my little
lady with MY chocolate-headed-warrior. I love her giggle and that’s all she did that night. You
made my day. She loved the chocolate so much that she demanded that I buy some more
today so I’m back. Thought I’d let you know that you made an old man smile again.

Ed

LOL, had a gr8 time - girlfrnd loved the chocolate

Crissssssssss

Thanks for helping me get more"hat!" Ha, she loved it. A friend of mine said you are making some
funny tshirts, let me know when they are ready.

Tony

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